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[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (16 children)

Santa isn't omniscient. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. We can infer from this phrasing that he can't see you when you're awake. He also knows if you've been bad or good but that information isn't as specific.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (13 children)

What if I upload my consciousness to the internet, then ran that through a VPN and Tor and iP2P and all that, think I could shake him?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Idk I bet he's got contacts all throughout the NSA. He's got a hell of a blackmailing racket going.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Or maybe part of his elf crew includes an elite hacking division, and he's essentially in every government network.

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