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no amount of documentation can save users from themselves (lemmy.ca)
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Whatever 'Clean Code' you write now, it'll be shit eventually and in need of a complete rewrite (programming.dev)
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The floor is Java (sh.itjust.works)
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C meme (gregtech.eu)
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A screenshot from youtube, Virbox

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Evolution of C (programming.dev)
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Do you know who can help? (programming.dev)
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TemporalAccessor, TemporalAdjustor could just as well be Star Trek things (lemmy.world)
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Principal Skinner on Immutable Distros (infosec.pub)
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Am I out of touch?

No, it's the forward-thinking generation of software engineers that want elegant, reliable, declarative systems that are wrong.

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Sometimes VSCode just shows you a gal (lemmy.world)
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Anyone here use assembly? (lemm.ee)
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print('here1'); (lazysoci.al)
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Flight instinct intensifies (sh.itjust.works)
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O of what now (sh.itjust.works)
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Came back to learn you have job security (sh.itjust.works)
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Sometimes compression is too good... (lemmy.world)
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Source

Wisdom of the day:

  • Give your buildserver enough disk space
  • Don't underestimate compressed stuff
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Meatloaf [The Jenkins] (lemmy.world)
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snorce

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average day in NPM land (programming.dev)
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My Technical Romance (sopuli.xyz)
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cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/15376887

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Brace Style (sh.itjust.works)
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When your shower uses GitHub more than you (feddit.org)
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True? (lemmy.world)
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JSON Query Language (programming.dev)
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Gravediggers [Forrest Brazeal] (www.goodtechthings.com)
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cross-posted from: https://feddit.nu/post/5840291

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Bold Ideas For Funding Open Source Software (lazysoci.al)
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Source: https://hachyderm.io/@forrestbrazeal/112519586734504913

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Type in Morse code by repeatedly slamming your laptop lid (github.com)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17528189

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