Jokes and Humor

[a screenshot of Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire, where the player character is in a hot spring with two elderly NPCs. The caption reads "this and a blunt".]

[a surreal meme image captioned "POV: You're in a car with Justin Timberlake". The image depicts a cross-eyed Justin Timberlake in the driver's seat, handing an open bottle to you, the passenger. In the background, it can be seen that the vehicle is driving the wrong way on the road.]

[A picture of two dogs outdoors on a hot day. One dog is standing upright and panting, while the other is laying on the ground and appears to be unusually flat. The caption reads, "my sson. he is deflauting."]

[a portrait of Sonic the Hedgehog next to a portrait of Elon Musk, set up as a side-by-side comparison. Below Sonic's portrait is text describing his traits:

• loved by edgy teens
• wants to go back to space
• nemesis is a powerful bald man
• lives in a simulation
• draws power from emeralds

Below Musk's portrait is a nearly-identical list of traits:

• loved by edgy teens
• wants to go back to space
• nemesis is a powerful bald man
• thinks he lives in a simulation
• draws power from emeralds

]

[A screenshot of a tweet from @KelenKeller38 dated 2/15/19 that reads "Guys in big trucks only tailgate you aggressively because they're in a rush to get home and kiss their dad on the lips"]

It's just something I could really see myself doing.

Alt text: Picture of Sigourney Weaver with a cat in her arms on the movie set. Caption reads...

"Alien is a movie where nobody listens to the smart woman, and then they all die except for the smart woman and her cat. Four stars."

[The top caption reads: " Me trying to sleep in: The birds outside my window:" Below the text are three different images of Terry Crews playing the flute.]

[a two-frame comic. the top frame shows a turtle looking away from a Cadbury Creme Egg in disgust. The bottom frame shows the same turtle pleased and looking at the same egg, but the text on the wrapper has been changed to say "bury me egg".]

“This is the most intuitive baby we’ve ever seen—it’s completely hands off,” said Musk, who explained how the breakthrough was motivated by his desire for a baby he would never need to think about.

i didn't mean to post two jeans posts in a row this is just what my feed served me

Spotted on Isla Mujeres last January. The beer actually was quite cold. ^^

Cartoon by Tom Gauld