myeyesburn

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They are also stealing all the toilets from the police stations. So far, officers have nothing to go on.

 
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

So now I know what my wife is referring to when she says I'm as majestic as an eagle. She just means what I look like when I first wake up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Not if he said, "No one will ever believe you."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Glad you aren't drinking beer. You could get sand in your Schlitz. 😁

For those unaware, Schlitz is a brand of beer in the US. 😉

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm not your buddy, pal!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

It's poop. He eats his poop, doesn't he...?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Poor you!! 😆

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Not Tilly. She's a little jerk when she wants to be. Won't leave her big sis alone. 😆

[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Emma

and Tilly!