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[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There was a time it would’ve fit on a floppy

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is really nonsensical. It could fit on a piece of paper in font size 8 if you go back far enough and "stretch" the definition of Internet.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Not true. The first document on the internet was, in fact, 7 pages in 8pt font.

It was the New Purchase brochure from a Packard Bell 286 4MHz from Circuit City transcribed into .doc format.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Yeah, but if you wrote really small on a note card you could have used the entire internet on a test!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

And were all 7 of those pages uploaded at the same time? Ha, gotchu now! (But for real, is .doc that old?)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

According to wikipedia, "Microsoft has used the extension since 1983."

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Lol, no idea

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

“Congratulations on buying a Packard Bell computer. Would you like to register me?”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Welcome to Packard Bell Navigator!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

This is actually exactly why I love the internet

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Anyone remember that offline Wikipedia reader that had the whole text of English wiki on it? I always thought it was neat.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/WikiReader

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You can still download an archive of Wikipedia today, and it's smaller than you'd expect

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How big do I expect it to be?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bigger than it actually is

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

At least twelve megabytes. Probably even more.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Microsoft Encarta 98

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Nowadays there's Kiwix

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The power of the sun in the palm of my hand.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The power of Sun Microsystems in the palm of my hand

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

The unmatched power of the sun, even?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (3 children)

There also was a time when the entirety of the human language would fit in this thread.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

grunts don't make me turn this mammoth around

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Back in like 2005 or 2006, I remember posting an article to Fark about a company that wanted to make a laptop that had the entire internet cached on it so you could browse the web offline. That was almost 20 years ago and I remember saying "they have seriously underestimated the amount of porn on the internet."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (5 children)

If you believe The Big Bang Theory there's a time the entirety of everything would have fit onto the device you're currently browsing on.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, universe exploded my phone when I tried to fit it inside

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

The entirety of the internet on my toilet.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I remember, towards the end of the last millennium, marveling with some friends about an article estimating the current size of all the data on the internet. IIRC, it was in the neighborhood of a couple hundred terabytes. Wouldn't fit on your phone, but there's plenty of data hoarder types who have that kinda storage on the server in their spare room.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

There is a time where the entire universe could of fit in the volume of your phone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

One single html page? I guess, yes.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I wonder when smartphones with a capacity of 40 zettabytes will officially come out. Then we can post this all over again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The internet or the world wide web?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Well both technically, but at different times

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