this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2023
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The real question is why don't all the other Half-Life mods not have fully modeled cervixes?
The real question is why don't all Half Life characters have a fully modeled cervix?
Because the sheer majesty of Barneys Cervix would blind us all.
Also, the ant queen might awaken something new in people, and we DO NOT want that to awaken.
The alien anti-horny device is worthless against the degeneracy of the average Gamer.
I am amazed that everyone here seems to know about the cinematic mod. Here I was thinking it was obscure gamer knowledge. Maybe Lemmy just attracts mod aficionados.
Context for those of us that don't?
Imagine a Half-Life 2 mod made by somebody who is very talented with the engine, but is also unrepentantly horny and has terrible aesthetic taste.
This
and this:
should sum it up.
Fucking cinematic mod. The real tragedy is they didn't do anything with it. Its there, but you never see it ir hear anything about it.