this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

Lemmy 🤔🤨

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Quand ils apprennent que ce serveur est bilingue, il va être très amusant

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Honhonhon oui oui baguette!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Yee Yee Yee Haw, American eagle no healthcare school shooting!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Not too bad :-), but not perfect

Here is the corrections:

Quand ils apprendront que ce serveur est bilingue, cela va etre très amusant.

Futur tense because they are going to learn in the futur.

'It' in the second part refer to the previous sentence. It could be replaced by 'that' or 'this'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

According to a documentary I saw the French smell really bad and spend most of their time trying to rape cats

[–] [email protected] -5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Gross, I can't even believe they're considered "people"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Gross (from old French 'gros'). Consider (from old French 'Considerer'). People (from Anglo-French peple, people, Old French pople, peupel)

Tu veux dire ?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

C'est réel, la plupart de leurs mots c'est nous qui les ont inventé ça me fume

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago