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    [–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

    This is because you were talking about snaps and Ubumtu. If you had been talking Arch and rice they would have reconfigured their brains and returned you nicely.

    [–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    I wouldn’t return you ❤️

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

    "All right, here's the ransom."

    "No!"

    [–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

    at least the windows broke

    Does Windows ever do anything else?

    [–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    kidnappers, kidnap linux user Turns on apple car play

    -kid "THATS PROPRIATARY SOFTWARE!" THATS NOT FREE AND OPEN SOURCE, richard stallmans gnu song intenisifys"

    [–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Did you let them know you use Arch?

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

    Like I could not?

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    I like to let newbies know that Ubuntu is there for them with an easy and welcoming user interface. I wouldn't want to overwhelm them.

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

    I'd recommend Mint instead

    [–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    After 2 hours i am only finished with the whole Unix Philosophy, the GPL License would be next. Do they don't wanna hear the rest?

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

    I certainly do

    [–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    2 hours only? I'm guessing there was no love for Gentoo or Arch. They threw an Ubuntu live boot drive at you and wished you luck.

    [–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    I could barely explain why GNU is called "Linux"

    [–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

    Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

    There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

    [–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    No, Richard, it's 'Linux', not 'GNU/Linux'. The most important contributions that the FSF made to Linux were the creation of the GPL and the GCC compiler. Those are fine and inspired products. GCC is a monumental achievement and has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation countless kudos and much appreciation.

    Following are some reasons for you to mull over, including some already answered in your FAQ.

    One guy, Linus Torvalds, used GCC to make his operating system (yes, Linux is an OS -- more on this later). He named it 'Linux' with a little help from his friends. Why doesn't he call it GNU/Linux? Because he wrote it, with more help from his friends, not you. You named your stuff, I named my stuff -- including the software I wrote using GCC -- and Linus named his stuff. The proper name is Linux because Linus Torvalds says so. Linus has spoken. Accept his authority. To do otherwise is to become a nag. You don't want to be known as a nag, do you?

    (An operating system) != (a distribution). Linux is an operating system. By my definition, an operating system is that software which provides and limits access to hardware resources on a computer. That definition applies whereever you see Linux in use. However, Linux is usually distributed with a collection of utilities and applications to make it easily configurable as a desktop system, a server, a development box, or a graphics workstation, or whatever the user needs. In such a configuration, we have a Linux (based) distribution. Therein lies your strongest argument for the unwieldy title 'GNU/Linux' (when said bundled software is largely from the FSF). Go bug the distribution makers on that one. Take your beef to Red Hat, Mandrake, and Slackware. At least there you have an argument. Linux alone is an operating system that can be used in various applications without any GNU software whatsoever. Embedded applications come to mind as an obvious example.

    Next, even if we limit the GNU/Linux title to the GNU-based Linux distributions, we run into another obvious problem. XFree86 may well be more important to a particular Linux installation than the sum of all the GNU contributions. More properly, shouldn't the distribution be called XFree86/Linux? Or, at a minimum, XFree86/GNU/Linux? Of course, it would be rather arbitrary to draw the line there when many other fine contributions go unlisted. Yes, I know you've heard this one before. Get used to it. You'll keep hearing it until you can cleanly counter it.

    You seem to like the lines-of-code metric. There are many lines of GNU code in a typical Linux distribution. You seem to suggest that (more LOC) == (more important). However, I submit to you that raw LOC numbers do not directly correlate with importance. I would suggest that clock cycles spent on code is a better metric. For example, if my system spends 90% of its time executing XFree86 code, XFree86 is probably the single most important collection of code on my system. Even if I loaded ten times as many lines of useless bloatware on my system and I never excuted that bloatware, it certainly isn't more important code than XFree86. Obviously, this metric isn't perfect either, but LOC really, really sucks. Please refrain from using it ever again in supporting any argument.

    Last, I'd like to point out that we Linux and GNU users shouldn't be fighting among ourselves over naming other people's software. But what the heck, I'm in a bad mood now. I think I'm feeling sufficiently obnoxious to make the point that GCC is so very famous and, yes, so very useful only because Linux was developed. In a show of proper respect and gratitude, shouldn't you and everyone refer to GCC as 'the Linux compiler'? Or at least, 'Linux GCC'? Seriously, where would your masterpiece be without Linux? Languishing with the HURD?

    If there is a moral buried in this rant, maybe it is this:

    Be grateful for your abilities and your incredible success and your considerable fame. Continue to use that success and fame for good, not evil. Also, be especially grateful for Linux' huge contribution to that success. You, RMS, the Free Software Foundation, and GNU software have reached their current high profiles largely on the back of Linux. You have changed the world. Now, go forth and don't be a nag.

    Thanks for listening.

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)
    [–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    51 subscribers - 676k+ views

    two cans of pepsi, sock removal, picking his foot, that was kinda gross even for me.

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    It is, objectively, the worst moment he's had on camera.

    ETA: He just sits there and chews it as the audience groans.

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

    Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

    Response

    Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

    I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

    Everyone out there raving about Wayland and I still can't get used to the XFree86 to Xorg transition.

    Now get off my lawn!

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    "I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux."

    The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

    With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

    I can't help myself.

    *cooly

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

    This has worked for me when being hit on by someone I was in no way interested in. Threw in a few pro wrestling facts for good measure but it worked perfectly

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

    carl from parks and rec but instead of avatar you talk about arch linux

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Hey guys! I'm thinking of something orange, something orange!

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

    GNU/Orange ?

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

    It's an orange!