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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This incident is creating quite a buzz.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I can't bee-lieve this happened!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It’s a stinging sensation

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is the best summary I could come up with:


Beekeeper Michael Barber woke up on Wednesday morning to several calls from police looking for help after five million bees fell off a truck in Canada.

Mr Barber said he arrived to "a pretty crazy cloud of bees" who were "very angry, confused and homeless".

At the same time police put out a public call on social media urging people to stay away from the area, which is about an hour south of Toronto.

The bees were in their hives packed up on the back of a truck and being transported to their wintering location when the accident happened.

The driver of the truck was stung more than 100 times, Mr Barber said, as he wasn't wearing a full beekeeper suit.

He said he was grateful for the many local beekeepers that worked to keep the insects and the public safe, and added that the incident is a good reminder to always securely strap your bees.


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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good bot. How nice of him to remind us to always securely strap our bees.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kinda weird that you're thanking code, and gendering it. It's like how people admire the singer in a band but not the ones making the music or making the singer sound good. The real talent is never appreciated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

that poor driver

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

fell off a truck

Riiight

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

apparently some bumbling buzzy body beelined to beeing unbeelievably grumpbee over the buzz beehind this thread.

I could drone on about their crabbeeness with honeyed words, beecause it's beezarre they don't beehive themselves, but beevity is the soul of wit.