I like to fart on the children having temper tantrums at Walmart.
this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2024
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I love grainy apples. If it's too hard, I might not finish it. They need that dry crumbly texture
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CONSTANT MASTURBATION
Ruffles potato chips and nacho cheese dip. My Jean size doesnβt accept it.
Melted butter or solid?
Mine is frozen strawberries dipped in icing sugar.
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Using all the toilet paper in each public restroom. It's a habit.
I have such a reputation that, if you live near me and use the ladies' restroom somewhere and all the toilet paper is gone when you take over the stall, local logic goes I was the one who last used it.
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