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[–] [email protected] 55 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Very good! Now what does the fox say?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago

CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHOW HA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHOW HA-CHCHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHOW

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago (5 children)

THEY'RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

They actually are and the companies selling the chemicals tried to cover it up and silence the researcher for showing it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

Research was done on a chemical that might’ve turned frogs female - is that what you’re thinking of?

Beginning in the 2010s, various media personalities promoted conspiracy theories claiming that exposure to endocrine disrupting chemical pollutants in the water supply are responsible for an alleged increase in the gay or transgender population. These claims are not supported by scientific evidence and appear to be a conflation with active research claims that endocrine disruptors induce a feminizing effect on certain non-human animals.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Heres yt vid its a good starting point to the rabbit hole: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5uSbp0YDhc

And yes technically its not making the frogs gay its making them into hermaphrodites but ita funnyer to say turning the friggin frogs gay.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

You’re a gaycrodile

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Frog: "I'd do me"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

So… what do they say now? 😯

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

"Hey bad boy, wanna froggy hop with me?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

They can't get an edge in sideways with Alex Jones running his mouth 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

ERGH! ERGH! ERGH! CRAP!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Another ingenious Underpants Gnomes scheme from the superhumanly competent conspirators of the WEF.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I always thought the frog said ribbit (for her pleasure).

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Lately, they mostly croak. 🙄

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I thought it said badingdingding

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

For fun (and I need to make a video), I say to my toddlers,

“What does the cat say?” “Meow, meow” “What does the dog say?” “Woof, woof!” “What does the chicken say?” “Bock bock bock” “What does the cow say?” “It go, moooooooo” “Great job! What does the Yoko say?” “Ayyyeee ayyyeeee ayyyeeee ayeeee”

I know it’s cheesy but it’s could die laughing every time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Hahaha. The look on Chuck Berry’s face when Yoko started screeching. 😂

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

this reminds me of a joke that got my nephew into hot water.

Back in the age of "the [animal] goes [whatever]" stuff. I think it was kindergarten? anyhow. I told a joke.

What does the Cat say?
Meow!!

What does the Dog say?
Woof Woof!!

What does the Cow say?
MOOO!
NO!!! Cow goes "Sizzle Sizzle Sizzle"!

Yeah, his kindergarten teacher might have been one of the more... uh... hostile... vegans. He may have repeated the joke to her.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

My daughter had a similar experience happen just after going through a drive thru where she got some chicken nuggets.

Cow says moo, Pig says oink,

Chicken says (then she just smacked her chicken nuggets really loudly)

It was cute and I'll remember that for as long as my brain will let me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I can't pass up a chance to mention this ecological-themed doom/sludge band Froglord: https://open.spotify.com/album/7hpoBlUnLnjvEY0zIlBc6s