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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

2 out of 4 ain't bad, but there's still a little time left for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Still working on the third one but realistically by the time I hit 40 we'll definitely be set.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

•Internet stranger hugs• for the third one. I already have all boxes checked, but I'm hoping to avoid adding a second dog's ashes for a few more years. My pup already surprisingly old and hasn't died yet, so, if that trend continues, he should live forever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

nah, buried them all. Gotta dig the full 6 feet trust me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have a pet buried in the back yard, does that count?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No, because you have to take your Lil buddy to the vet to get euthanized before you get ashes. Part of the fun trauma of this age is having to be old enough to make that decision. That today is fluffy's last day on earth. Then you get to be guilted by the vet into buying some sort of memorial package in a moment of weakness.

Having your pal turn up toes at home is what gets you a backyard burial. Not awful enough, sorry friend.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

No friends but I have multiple weird collections to make up for it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Thanks, hippie

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