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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Our lungs are also perfectly designed to hold lung cancer. Funny that.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Makes as much sense as the banana argument.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'll bite. What's the banana argument?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's been years since I've thought about it, but I still remember. Some new earth creationist tried to use bananas as evidence of god's existence, because it fits perfectly in our hand and referred to the stem as a "tab for easy opening" (never mind that it's easier to open from the other side)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's the title of the next Zelda game! It's 97% cutscenes!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That the banana is proof of creationism because it's perfect for the human hand.

Problem with that argument is that bananas aren't natural. They've been bred and cloned to get to the shape they have. The original fruit wasn't very friendly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, a cock fits quite ok in the butthole as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess ears and asses are made to tempt us to commit sins.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nope I think this was usecase intended by god. Otherwise dicks would be squared.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Nostrils, cigarette's butts

The signs are everywhere!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah perfect, set your hair on fire