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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

5d chess. In the same way as putin plays it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Why do you keep hitting yourself?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

His companies go under, satellites fall from the sky.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

He’s an idiotic twat. Always has been. Just took 20 whatever years for everyone to stop slobbering his cock and realize it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

they are capitalists. they don’t “lose” money they just hedge in ways we do not yet know about. :/

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Sad what drugs will do to a person.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Exactly which drug makes you become a Nazi?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Between him.and Jordan Peterson it looks like Ketamine

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, that’s just called “being a Nazi”.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I think the K just makes them be more open about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

In this case, it's a waste of drugs.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

5D chess, us mere mortals simply cant comprehend his immense genius

spoilerI wish I didn't have to put this here, but someone is for sure going to think I'm serious if I don't. /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

hes slowly turning into a more stupid edward snowden both leaked gov documents an both ran away to russia the diff is snowden did it for freedom an elon did it because his boyfriend broke up with him

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