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[–] [email protected] 25 points 16 hours ago (16 children)

A single molecule of water is not wet but as soon as more then one molecule is present the water is then wet. That is my hill to die on in this argument.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

If there is two molecules of water which one is the dry molecule and which one is the wet molecule?

If there are three molecules does one get divided in half to make the other two wet or does only one get wet and one stays dry until a fourth arrives?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If there are*

And they both get wet, since they're both touching other water molecules. As goes for any other number above one. All of this is very obvious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Thank you for this. I need more people to be on board with this explanation.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Damn, for a lake bragging about making things wet that was some sick burn.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Getting into a political argument with a lake account. The lake account using 1st person language as Lake Superior.

Our ancestors would marvel at our reality!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 17 hours ago

I don't know, getting into arguments with sentient geo/hydrological features seems like the kind of thing our ancestors would have done

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago

Water deities in ancient mythologies: Am I a joke to you?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

The lake account using 1st person language as Lake Superior.

Are you suggesting that account isn't Lake Superior's account? Clearly lakes microblog.

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 22 hours ago

Critical hit! It's super effective!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago (7 children)

water isnt wet bro it just makes everything it touches wet but i SWEAR its not wet bro pls just believe me i have to be right its not wet

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

unless theres more than one molecule of water, its touching itself

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

yes, what water touches is wet. you'll never guess what water is always touching

[–] [email protected] 37 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

Nah, it touches everything, water has issues with boundaries and consent.

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