That's a green flag
this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2023
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“Hold on, I need a squirt from my lube snail”
Yeah, don't even need a strap on for pegging ;)
I don't
But other people probably do
If she has a lube dispenser by her bed of any kind you’re in for a pretty fun time I would think
Oh, did you want to come over to my house?
That's how you turn a date into a relationship.
Biggest green flag ever!
Yeah. Instant keeper.
"Oh, that? That's just my buddy, Escargot Robbie. What do you mean that's weird?"
Escargot Robbie
Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!
Honestly I would play with that all night and the girl can F off
That's a sign that she's clearly a slug.
A slugger in the sheets maybe LUL
As a Dead by Daylight player I don't like sluggers(its when you down someone, but instead of hooking him you hunt the next one risking the one you already downed to get up again, but if successful you have 2 or more downed survivors).
I was meaning slugger as in the common American trope of a baseball player that hits home runs regularly, didn't know Dead by Daylight had those!
Oh no
I just are a grape
So she uses a plastic snoil instead of a real one?? Meh, orange flag.
Or maybe French flag if she kept eating the real ones.
I would fuck her twice 😍
Decoy snail
take me to snurch (snail church)
It's like snail snot lol
Waifu material right there
Would you show her your katana?
A fruit knife at most. But of excellent quality.
But the blade is bent to the right.
A bent knife bleeds deeper.