this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Anon looks at the finger smh

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

This guy doesn't know the one about the pizza guy making him on with everything and then not giving him back and change. So he is angry cuz he didn't get the anti joke.

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