this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

You son of a bitch... You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the head stones!!! You only moved the head stones!!! Why? Why?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Do you know how expensive it is to rent let alone buy? I'm sorry spooky bro but you got a roommate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Yeah, BOUGHT and NEW said it right there.:-P

Besides, if movies have taught me anything it's that fancy houses are always haunted, right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

If they ain't paying out, they better be putting out. I will buy a pottery wheel if I have to as an icebreaker.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I finally have someone to talk to and they can't just ghost me. Nice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It begs the question; is the ghost haunting you or are you haunting the ghost?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Sweet free roommate. Hope he's good at Smash Bros or Mario Kart.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

If I ever look in a mirror and my reflection starts doing anything unexpected, I'm burning that mf to the ground.