Anon forgot all information on 4chan is false, even the true stuff.
Greentext
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
I had to change my diet to purely swallowing peanuts with water. Then, I slowly reintroduced my typical diet of McDonald's double cheese burgers, vodka, and energy drinks. Once I had a population of squirrels that could tolerate my pure excrement, things really took off. They started getting larger and mutating. I had to stop before they started raping all the dogs in the neighborhood. I spent nearly 2 months holed up in my attic with a pallet of MREs, 4 dozen handles of vodka, and 15,000 rounds of M855.
What in the actual fuck‽ Who even lies about this
have you seen 4chan? it's a circlejerk of neckbeard self harm
it's not a lie, it's never a lie when it's this bad
Anon must not have opened the squirrel gate in the attic. I’ve had no issues.