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[–] [email protected] 136 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Alas, it does not.

企鵝 is penguin. By itself, 企 means to stand on tiptoes, or to expect something. It's also the first character in 企業, business. Sometimes business is abbreviated as just 企.

But "commitment" in English doesn't literally mean 'commercial glove noun' just because 'com' can be short for commercial, and mit means glove.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well at least the world is still a vast hellscape. Unless you got a good point to make against that too.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Nope, vast hellscape.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In spite of all of our problems, this is the first time in the history of modern civilization when we have gone 70 years without a major war between world powers. Every year, fewer people lack running water and electricity around the world. While climate change is a problem, emissions are projected to peak in the next few years and decline thereafter. Inflation is going back down, unemployment is still low in most places, and fears of a recession have cooled off.

It ain't heaven, but it's better than it could be, and many things are trending in a positive manner.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I, too, am tired of the constant pessimism. Almost everything is improving all the time.

On Lemmy it seems the biggest crisis is Google trying to make money off user data (as they always have been). Some people legitimately need to go outside and stop measuring world health by what mass media is currently telling them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If you're using a free product, you're either working with a non profit that survives off of donations or YOU are the product that this company markets to businesses. Nature of the beast

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Great analogy. I’ll admit I thought you had a stroke mid-sentence.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ahem. I'm still on my tiptoes, awaiting the meaning of the second character in "business."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ugh.. it's business. Chinese does that sometimes. 業 means line of business, trade or occupation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And I'm still waiting on the second character of penguin. I'm guessing that's Chinese doing its thing again?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The second character, 鵝, means goose. So 企鵝 is literally something like, "standing on tiptoes goose". But no one would look at it that closely, to everyone it's just a penguin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ah, well that all makes sense then.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (5 children)

You could do this all day with Vietnamese. Kangaroo is bag mouse. Orca is assassin fish, giraffe is a long-necked deer. Etc.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Dutch has a lot of good ones!

Hippo: Nile Horse (nijlpaard)

Leopard: Lazy Horse (luipaard)

Sea urchin: Sea Hedgehog (zee egel)

Seal: Sea Dog (zeehond)

Skunk: Stink Animal (stinkdier)

Turtle: Shield Toad (Schildpad)

Slug: Naked Snail (Naaktslak)

Porcupine: Spiky Pig (Stekelvarken)

Edit: formatting

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Leopard: Lazy Horse (luipaard)

I've looked it up and apparently leo is lion and part is leopard or panther. So it's a lion leopard. English and Dutch have the same etymology, and German too, all your examples are the same in German.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are you implying that the word for leopard is compounded from the word for leopard???? How did they get the first word for leopard if they didn't have a word for leopard?????

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Dutch are sneaky bastards (stiekemeklootzakken).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Correction: it's male leopard. It surprised me as well. It's ultimately from Indo-Iranian origin.

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/pardus#Latin

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

While this is kind of fun, it’s also kind of frustrating. Like when Merriam Webster tries to define a word for me by using the word. Frustrating: having a quality or qualities that frustrates.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hippopotamus comes from the Greek words hippos (horse) and potamos (river). So literally "river horse".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

So this is why Indonesian names for hippo, sea urchin and seal are weird af. They are actually direct translation from their dutch names!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Norwegian

Hedgehog: Needle Swine (pinnsvin/

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow that’s a big bouncing animal! Kind of reminds me of-
“A mouse. Like a big mouse with a bag.”
…Good idea sir.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Sylvester agrees.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

German has Killerwahl (killer whale) for orca

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I didn't know. So the German might be a calque from the English

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's adorable

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Somewhere, out there, there's a language that does NOT have any funny details like this. Those who speak it have the maximum enjoyment potential when learning out.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Enjoy some AI generated business goose

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I very much enjoyed this!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's more like "standing goose"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's still wonderful though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Goose is literally just "I" and "Bird"

Bussiness iBird

Sounds like a new apple drone that spys on you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's not how this works. 我 in 鹅 is a phonetic particle, implying yi, (y)e or wo pronunciation (like in 義/义, 俄 and 哦 respectively). 鸟 is a semantic particle, indicating a bird, like in 鳳/凤, 鷹/鹰 or 鴨/鸭

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Tuxedo Scuba Bird

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now I’m picturing penguins having nonstop business meetings about fish and vendor relations in Antarctica.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"Hello sir can I interest you in some flounder?"

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wtf do you mean 'but remember'. i hate this stupid setup. that has nothing to do with anything

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it does. World is a hell scape but at least there is this charming bit of logic to hold on to. Helped me get through the day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree with you. It's important to find anything that can help you retain some sanity. I love animals, cute things, language, culture, and China. This is very endearing to me. This stops me from immediately walking into traffic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Until I scrolled down and saw it wasn't even true. This truly is a hellscape. A Traffic walk sounds like a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nooo, really??