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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I was going to say ‘how about bony fish?’, but then I checked and I am technically a bony fish (Osteichthyes).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Regarding "fish" Old classification relied on "phenotype" characteristics. And yes lamprey, a shark or a cod has little in common genetically. But they still share some common traits that distinguishes them considerably from whales, sea lions and seals. I still think the term "fish" is useful, and modern classifications rely more on genetics so I would say that the argument is semi void.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (5 children)

actually no such thing as fish

ELI22 undergrad degree?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The only land animals that aren't fish are animals with exoskeletons. Whales are fish just as much as you and me are. And we are fish :)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Thank you for agreeing with me, but I specifically asked for a fight

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Best I can do is fish.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

You'll never get that from me!

Gruahahahhaaaaa!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

"What is a Fish?" coming soon

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