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Mark Rober just set up one of the most interesting self-driving tests of 2025, and he did it by imitating Looney Tunes. The former NASA engineer and current YouTube mad scientist recreated the classic gag where Wile E. Coyote paints a tunnel onto a wall to fool the Road Runner.

Only this time, the test subject wasn’t a cartoon bird… it was a self-driving Tesla Model Y.

The result? A full-speed, 40 MPH impact straight into the wall. Watch the video and tell us what you think!

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is like the crash on a San Francisco bridge that happened because of a Tesla that went into a tunnel and it wasn’t sure what to do since it went from bright daylight to darkness. In this case the Tesla just suddenly merged lanes and then immediately stopped and caused a multi car pile up.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You'd think they have cameras with higher dynamic range and faster auto exposure in their cars by now. Nope, still penny pinching.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If only elon hadn't insisted on not using lidar or anything other than just visible light cameras

[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah, pulling radar from the cars was the beginning of the end. Early teslas had radar, and that was what led to all of the “car sees something three vehicles ahead and brakes to avoid a pileup that hasn’t even started yet” type of collision avoidance videos. First, pulling radar was a cost cutting thing. Then Elon demanded that they pull out the lidar too, and that’s when their crash numbers skyrocketed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

They never had lidar, as far as I know.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

The video literally shows it having lidar tho.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

But why was there a road there?

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (11 children)

There's a very simple solution to autonomous driving vehicles plowing into walls, cars, or people:

Congress will pass a law that makes NOBODY liable -- as long as a human wasn't involved in the decision making process during the incident.

This will be backed by car makers, software providers, and insurance companies, who will lobby hard for it. After all, no SINGLE person or company made the decision to swerve into oncoming traffic. Surely they can't be held liable. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Once that happens, Level 4 driving will come standard and likely be the default mode on most cars. Best of luck everyone else!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Kids already have experience playing hopscotch, so we can just have them jump between the rooves of moving cars in order to cross the street! It will be so much more efficient, and they can pretend that they are action heroes. The ones who survive will make for great athletes too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

There's a reason GenX trained on hopper. Too bad the newer generations don't have something equivalent

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago

A fitting metaphor for Musky and their involvement with the US government.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mark Rober is about to be listed as FBI public enemy #1 :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

EPA is going to investigate him for criminal fraud on Monday, I reckon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Didn't they dismantle them on Thursday?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago

To be fair, the roadrunner it was following somehow successfully ran into the painting.

[–] [email protected] 273 points 1 day ago (4 children)

OMFG someone test to see if Teslas stop to eat free bird seed.

[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Who the hell is Wyle E. Coyote?

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 day ago

TIL Mark Rober is a domestic terrorist

[–] [email protected] 174 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It got fucking wile e coyoted

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago

To any artists in Austin,TX: you have your work cut out for you. Godspeed.

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[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 day ago (11 children)

I saw the video pop up in my Youtube recommended, but didn't bother watching because I just assumed that any cars tested would be using LIDAR and thus would ignore the fake road just fine. I had no idea Tesla a) was still using basic cameras for this and b) actually had sophisticated enough "self driving" capabilities that this could be tested on them safely.

[–] [email protected] 153 points 1 day ago (11 children)

They are not still using cameras but removed LIDAR and radar from their cars during the chip shortage 2020/21. The story they were telling was "humans don't have LIDAR but can drive cars as well, so the cars also only need 'eyes' like humans".

[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Humans cannot, in fact, drive cars well. Humans kill tens of thousands of other humans with cars every year in the US alone.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Yup, cameras and humans share various exploits. Self-driving is going to work better than humans once every car has it and communicates with each other, allowing for minimal gaps even at high speeds, once roads are all very standardized and in a database, and-

Wait, that's trains

Fucking build more electrified high-speed rail and forget tech bros' shitty promises

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And let me just add, Musk ordered the LIDAR removed against the engineers better judgement.

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