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Nothing quite says “high-performance muscle car” like a popup ad for a Mopar Extended Warranty covering your whole center console. That’s right, Dodge Charger owners are now experiencing an exciting new feature: pop-up ads that appear every time the vehicle stops at a light. This absolute garbage feature was spotted in the wild, take a look here.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

We need to tally up all the accidents and pedestrian hit-and-runs that occur involving cars with this “feature.” It would likely be enough of an increase you could reasonably make a class action lawsuit. I have no sympathy whatsoever for a car manufacturer that can’t get it through their heads that distracted driving is a major cause of accidents, and could easily happen by their own features.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That's the grim truth, isn't it

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Welp. Never buying a new Dodge vehicle or from a Dodge lot.

0 tolerance for this.

BMW, Mercedes, Tesla, Toyota, Jeep, Dodge have all tried to add subscriptions to their vehicles basic functions or otherwise monetize owned property.

Hit their mommies and daddies, while Im at it.

BMW Group: BMW, Mini, Rolls-Royce

Mercedes-Benz Group: Mercedes-Benz, Smart

Tesla, Inc.: Tesla

Toyota Motor Corporation: Toyota, Lexus, Daihatsu, Hino

Stellantis (Owner of Jeep & Dodge): Jeep, Dodge, Chrysler, Ram, Alfa Romeo, Fiat, Lancia, Maserati, Opel, Peugeot, Citroën, Vauxhall.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I'd quit my job and start running the campaign for anyone who's willing to run on outlawing this shit. I'd work 75 hour weeks handing out fliers about distracted driving.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Tfw your car is trying to reach you about its own extended warranty

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I never thought I would say this, but thank god there are a bunch of car hobbiest in my area.

If this type of invasive shit becomes mainstream, I at least know that the auto community around me will be able to fix anything that gets put into my travel device.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Yet another car I’ll never buy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Just make a list of advertisers who actually advertise in these, and actively avoid & shame them. It is fair that they try new things out, but the problem is, when the consumers accept them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

So... um... will the buyer get money from Dodge to drive this shit then?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

nobody deserves it more than dodge charger owners

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mmmm, delicious unbridled capitalism.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I sometimes wonder if my current car will be my last new car. My car has some tracking that I can supposedly disable, so I understand the appeal of classic cars more. I might have to pick up a mint condition early 2000s car for my midlife crisis.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you've bought any Stellantis Fiat Chrysler Dodge Jeep etc. product in the last 20 years then you deserve this. Absolute junk.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I would take that car back immediately. Fuck that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Probably for bail bondsmen

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just want a car that drives and doesn't collect any tiny bit of data about me

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That’s one way to increase running red lights.

Like that sounds like it should be banned by the ntsb or dot… oh wait they don’t exist anymore, or soon to be cut.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Before starting the engine please watch this 30 second unskippable ad

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