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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm in my 30s and still do that. No reason to spend extra effort to give out info they don't need.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

I check to see if I can put February 30th (less common of an error these days) on the oldest year they'll let me. 29th if 30th isn't an option and try to select a really old non leap year

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I always go back further. 1642 or 1865 for example

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll take 08.19.1995, the cross sum is 42.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On the one hand, I disapprove of unnecessary math, but on the other, I approve of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference.. That's too big a dilemma before my second cup of coffee!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Enjoy your coffee good VikingHippie! May there rest of the day be easier for you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks! May the rest of your day be good and easy too!

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Let's not start that crap of censoring incredibly stupid words on this website. Let's leave that in the past.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They said incredibly stupid words.

Some words should stay censored.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

you know what, its best to just never mention the word entirely

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You must write p"rn, if you write porn a christian underage instantly becomes gay just by seeing the word.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Is it one more every time you write it? Because if so, I'd like to add porn porn pornity porn with extra porn on the side 🤷

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

He used "shit" in another post's title. But porn? Oh Jesus Christ better censor that!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

In a little over 5 months, I won't have to lie anymore...
Obviously, I am not old. But it feels odd. I vividly remember thinking that "9th graders are really old". I remember waiting to turn 13 to play PUBG (it was in the license agreement, and I actually took the time to read it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯). Hell, I even thought the 6 year old kindergartners were old when I was 3.
I'll probably think back to writing this comment in 10 years.
The time feels weird with all the memories piling up.
I am overthinking again. Sorry.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s just how life works. Wait until you get to be in your 40s or 50s and your doctor is younger than you, and so is you boss.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A 6 year old kindergartener does sound kinda old tho

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The last grade is 5-6 year old. So just about to leave.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

When I was 18 I remember selecting "yes I'm over 18" for the first real time. I was just hit with the reality of "Oh. I'm not doing anything naughty anymore. I'm not in the wrong at all. I am now just a dude watching porn." hits harder than you think.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shoulda gone with jan 1 1970.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was born at second zero!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Way to wild, all this lysergic acid diethylamide 25 on sugar....

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

That’s the start of the Unix epoch.

Nerd version of 1900-01-01.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The effects of Lysergsäurediethylamid were discovered in 1943 though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

By Albert Hofmann while riding a bicycle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Not to mention the monosodium glutamate...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine logging into PornHub at 123 years of age

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

🍆💦💦💦

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Almost everything I just put 01.01.2000 because quite frankly websites have no business knowing my actual birthday.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've been doing that longer than 2000 has been old enough, so it's been Jan 1, 1990 for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I've been doing that longer than 1990 has been old enough, so it's been 1.1.1980 for me.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hear at that age you unlock Porn 2

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its just photos of people sleeping peacefully without being tormented by anxiety about the everything

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Me making an account:"yeah, Moses was a cool dude"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Love having a Logitech MX, you just flick the mousewheel and it'll gooooooooooo

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

A can of compressed air and it'll BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Sooo... you're telling me you're older than Earth, huh?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How long until we're all born Jan 1 2000?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

5 years ago

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I like 1/1/1 (2001-01-01) better.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Wassup, my Unix time bro

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Hey, that's my birthday too, everytime I get asked!

[–] doctorn 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now I need to know what "ultra porn" is...

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

April 20, 1969 is a go-to.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about those of us who are actually 123 years old?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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