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[–] [email protected] 58 points 22 hours ago (10 children)

Jobs paved the way for Musk. I hate that he's so often cited as a genius to look up to in the tech world

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Back on the old site on one of those text based subreddits there was a question posted:

Would you rather have free WiFi wherever you go, or any apple product you wish at any time.

My (then unrotted) brain was like: mmh WiFi everywhere is good, but apple cake, apple pie, apple sauce, apple spritz, apple cider, apple strudel, dried apples... Yeah I'm going with apple products

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Being rich makes you so divorced from consequences that you start to believe that what is in your brain is what is real. Money isn't what we think it is.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Money is like radioactive material. Having a little bit in your house probably is fine but having a mountain of it will make you hole up in a Las Vegas hotel with tissue boxes for shoes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Or you can become president

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago

These words resonate so hard with me that my head is ringing like a bell right now. “Money isn’t what we think it is.” ^5, you.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Also bought his way up the organ donor list even after he took so long ignoring it, passing over a bunch of people who should have had claim to it and some who died instead, all just so he could die anyway because he took too long to get treatment. Failed so hard multiple people died.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Source on this? I read that Tim Apple offered a donation and Steve refused. I have not read that he had the surgery.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 22 hours ago

You can literally just look on Wikipedia. Tim cook offered part of his, jobs said "nah I want a whole one from some poor person" and the rest is history.

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[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Not to mention the actual pioneer of generic-text languages, the inventor of the compiler, Grace Hopper.

https://www.biography.com/scientist/grace-hopper

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago

I highly doubt the consequences of Dennis Richie not existing. Yes, his work was foundational, but he didn't do it on his own, and if he wasn't around, someone else would've filled in.

The same is true for Steve Jobs. In fact, most of his contribution was being a jerk to people so his ideas won. He had a clear vision, but his internal implementation was... iffy.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My crusading teenage ass posted this in 2011 on social media. Nobody cared lol

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago

well one is good at selling stuff including himself

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only fanboys. The same kind that worship Musk or any other fellated-by-the-press CEO as some kind of hero. They softball any criticisms and turn them into positives - “He murdered a bunch of kids, but the creativity he got from the blood splatter and time spent in court-ordered community service got us this addictive device we’re all fawning over…let’s justify the ridiculous price and wait in line for one!” Something about objectively shitty people heading up organizations seems to attract sycophants and bootlickers.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The truth of genius is its only momentary and usually highly specific.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Except for Euler. That guy was on a hot streak for his entire life.

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 day ago (11 children)

I mean, fucking up is a common thing people do and is an integral part of the human condition. What should be emphasized about Jobs case is that he fucked up his own liver, learned the cause and treatments, used his wealth to cut in the waiting line to get a liver transplant, and then fucked his second liver just the same way. This is the definition of terminally stupid, and no UX focus will ever change that.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I remember reading a story a while back about the documentary they were making on him. He had his special diet of juices and supplements and whatnot, which he claimed helped him while his liver was failing. The actor who portrayed him started following the same diet to better get in character. Only then he collapsed on set with liver problems. They did a full medical work up and basically told him whatever you're doing stop doing it because it's killing you. He went back to his normal diet and he was fine. Raising the serious question, did Steve Jobs outsmart himself to death? If he had given up all the diets and supplements and whatnot might he have lived?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

If he had pursued modern medical treatments rather than a sugar filled diet he might have lived. He would have to have stepped down though and he did not want to do that.

He would also have to admit he was completely wrong about his diet and that he absolutely did not want to do as it was tied to some dumbass "philosophy" he followed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

If "outsmart" is ignore people who know things because you believe you know everything....yes

A better description would be that he treated his body the way he treated his employees. Or he let himself believe his own reality distortion field. "Outsmart" is not the word I'd choose for a narcissistic asshole who thinks he knows better but in fact does not.

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[–] [email protected] 165 points 1 day ago (22 children)

There is a distinct type of person, very good at one thing, that is unable to understand that doesn’t translate to the rest of their life. Easiest to describe them as a high int, low wis character.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And by good at one thing you mean exploiting people and gaslighting the media.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Still incredible that people bought into "half the features twice the price" Apple products so hard that it corrupted the entire industry

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to work as a court clerk and judges are like this. You cannot tell them anything because if they get it into their heads that they know better than you then they will completely ignore reality in favor of their own, largely arbitrary, fictional universe.

The best incentive ever not to commit a crime is to find out how utterly dysfunctional the legal system is.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Well they do sorta have a point. Even Jobs said he shouldn't have ignored treatment for so long.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The view from halfway down

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

Toes untouch the overpass soon he’s water-bound. Eyes locked shut but peek to see the view from halfway down.

A little wind, a summer sun a river rich and regal. A flood of fond endorphins brings a calm that knows no equal.

You’re flying now, you see things much more clear than from the ground. It's all okay, or it would be were you not now halfway down.

Thrash to break from gravity what now could slow the drop? All I’d give for toes to touch the safety back at top.

But this is it, the deed is done silence drowns the sound. Before I leaped I should've seen the view from halfway down.

I really should’ve thought about the view from halfway down. I wish I could've known about the view from halfway down—

-- "The view from halfway down" by Alison Tafel (excerpted)

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[–] [email protected] 131 points 1 day ago (9 children)

The behind the bastards episode will teach you a lot about this piece of shit. Wozniak is the genius, this is just another predatory businessman. Good riddance.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yknow, while I 90% agree with you there seems to be some element between the technical genius (Wozniak) and the idiot businessman that is Tim Apple.

Jobs may have been a piece of shit but there’s something to be said for the uncompromising non-technical focus on UX that allowed Jobs to make the iPhone a success.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Sure Wozniak invented the Apple I and II. But if he never met Jobs his inventions would have stayed a hobby and Apple would have never existed. Woz also didn’t push for an OS with a GUI (which was revolutionary back then) that was Jobs’ idea. Not to mention that Woz had nothing to do with Apple’s comeback. He has been an honorary employee since Jobs was fired. Woz is a genius but people give him way too much credit just like they do with Jobs.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imagine how insufferable he would be today.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Couldn't be worse than Muskrat.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (5 children)

He believed in apple until his end. Hey-0!

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He died as he lived, trying to beat PC with Apple.

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