this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Just go join a hobby club filled with guys, like electronics, radio, astronomy, FPV drones, RC cars, etc.. Or if you're more of a physical person: paintball, camping, fishing, shooting... Don't do audio though, a lot of audiophiles are fucking dumb.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

As a man, i just wait in front of a mural with angel wings and wait around for the million of wonen who take their profile pictures there.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd be careful, weirdos who wish the war went the other way feel emboldened lately

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

The volunteers at my local air museum all were just excited about the planes and the little demos they had. They also had a huge Rosie the Riveter section because it was the bomber plant filled with ladies building planes to kill Nazis.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

It took an unreasonable amount of time for me to understand what the message was saying

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I wonder if that’s Willow Run, I was just there. Totally would have lied about the planes to her. No on second thought this has hard barriers around the planes, WR there’s nothing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

The Imperial Roman section also works.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

got gay vibes... maybe i have a chance

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

Go stand by an E-111. You don't want no fighter fanbois. You want a reliable and versatile ~~machine~~ partner who is non-violent, capable of accommodating the needs of two, and has full capsule ejection.

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Commas aren’t hard people

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

This is correct.

[–] [email protected] 106 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Commas aren’t hard, people.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Commas aren't, hard people.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (4 children)

This meme needs a semicolon, though.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Should try that one at your local Games Workshop. Maybe ask about that Heresy you have been hearing so much about...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So I hear this guy Erebus a lot, he must be the main good guy, right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Erebus is a stand up guy, he won't stab you in the back.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 days ago

Looks like the upcoming Cunk on Tinder

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

I have a picture of my wife posing in the children's cutout in the back, I jokingly asked if she wanted a picture with it and she got excited and ran over to pose.

I mean, we were dating at the time, but one of the first dates I took her on was the Wright pat airforce base museum.

This would absolutely have worked on me when I was younger. You know, if I had enough confidence to talk to women when I went to museums alone....

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (4 children)

What's the male alternative? Trying on shirts in the wrong size?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I usually have a woman initiate conversation with me in line at the grocery store every 3-4 trips just by minding my own business. IDK if they mean anything by it or how to turn that into a date but it is something that happens.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

Must be hella cute IRL (✿◠‿◠)♡ ;))

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Just stare at tits until one of their owners falls in love with you

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, "Unscented" Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

Thanks for the ad.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (7 children)

There isn't one. When that stuff about "they chose the bear" happened, they meant it.

You have to be vetted and have an in, give their dog bacon. Volunteer.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I still wouldn't be able to talk to her so...

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