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And honestly the whole RAGE from Curtis Yarvin sounds a lot smarter and more marketable as a catchy phrase. Going with DOGE is just an edgelord move, but Musk is the best example of one I've ever seen. It drives me nuts that it seems like so few people actually think it's dumb in real life.
People in real life don’t know shit about the government or anything that’s going on but they all know the latest tv commercials.
Meanwhile I’m sure most of you reading this are like “who watches tv to see the commercials?!” Yea. They do.
That's because they don't know where the name DOGE came from; all they think it means is "Department of Government Efficiency." If they knew it was from a meme of just a picture of a dog that started having people saying "dog" in a weird way, I'm sure they also would find it incredibly stupid.
It’s baby talk.
It was just a funny way to say dog, kinda like the ermagerd gersburms meme. Then somebody started a cryptocurrency called "dogecoin" as a joke, but it actually started making people money, and then Elon Musk started using that to defraud his way into the eventual pseudopresidency.
22nd century history teachers are so fucking screwed trying to teach this shit.
We should start pronouncing it dog-e to annoy the MAGATs
If you would go back in time and not kill a fascist... What are you even doing!?
Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot one, and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?
Eh. It takes a lot to galvanize an entire nation around one man. I'll take my chances in a world where people could enjoy hearing "Adolf Hitler? That artist that somehow died last week?"
Going back in time to the moment before the dude who invented fascism thought of it and distract them so they never actually have that thought. Bam! No more fascism and in a 100% pacifist run.
Soo, showing up in leftist reporter Mussolini's home to debate his current thoughts about a new type of revolution, bringing a gun just in case. I don't know if there's any amount of distraction you could subject Benito to in order to prevent him from thinking up fascism. You'd either have to make him realize it's stupid or kill him.
Addendum: don't forget to practice with your handgun beforehand, and bring something to smash a windshield beforehand. This is why there were 8 failed assassination attempts on him.
Unfortunately someone who have thought of it later
Foolproof!
If the time travel rules are that you cannot change your present you return to, then it becomes tourism.
If I was going to erase myself by changing history I'd dream a lot bigger. Constantine I is the oldest definitely-real name that put big things in motion. Would Rome have adopted Christianity anyway? Maybe.
Sinking old Chris Colombus' famous voyage would save an awful lot of lives too, and at the very least postpone the various genocides white people committed in the Americas. I think it would be important to let him get going so that everyone used hia failure to reinforce their reservations about sailing West.
If you go far enough back you get to the point where every human being alive then is either related to all or none of the humans alive today. Even something as minor as causing some random peasant to not have sex and become a monk or something would have massive implications today.
dude I don't need an army capable of fucking mind control and pyrokinesis on top of everything right now
The title is perfect for the post
Well yeah, doge is the meme that the picture spawned
That's still too late. As a post yesterday pointed out. Doge is the result of Homestar Runner being somewhat illiterate.
it's .com!
Homestarrunner.net
Its dot coooooom
If someone has a time machine, they can just make the world a better place by killing baby ~~Adolf Hitler~~ Thomas Malthus.
If yOu hAd a tImE MaChInE WhAt wOuLd yOu dO?
I'D ToTaLlY KiLl hItLeR BrAh
we're finding out that no one would do shit.
That would be fun, but Terminator Ben Shapiro would also be sent back.
The same can be said of killing Thomas Midgley Jr except someone else would have probably came along and invented leaded gas.
Ah, yes. Science. That thing where going back in time to kill the scientist who discovered something guarantees that no one else will ever think of the same concept.
Thomas Malthus was not a scientist, but an economist and a cleric.
Science convergers on the same truth. It's the stupid that creates uniquely dumb outcomes. If you want to change the world by time travel, do not kill the scientist, kill the fool.
Look putting Musk's stupidity aside (and believe me, I'm absolutely livid as a former educational researcher), I need to get this unpopular opinion off my chest.
It's... actually kind of fucking funny to name an agency DOGE.
Hear me out! NPR today kept saying it over and over again with straght fucking faces (well, voices) and the whole god damned time I'm muttering to myself "it's a meme, it's a god damned meme". It's like if someone named an agency LOSS, I would fucking lose my shit. If this was any other timeline and a shitlord like Musk wasn't the one making the joke, it would be funny.
Anyway that's my guilty thought I wanted to share to you, random internet strangers. I hope in better times, President AOC has a SUS initiative or something. I just love reporters being forced to say this shit.
It'll also make it easier for future history students studying the last days of American hegemony to get a grasp on what's going on. They just need to be told "They were making government agencies based on memes" to get a decent idea of the mindset of the time.
The problem is that this is not a joking matter. Gutting USAID suddenly has literally kills a TON of people.
Or the BUSSIN initiative.
Or the USDA safe beef program I Can Has Cheeseburger.
Or the protection from fake news program No Cap Fam.
Or the USDA safe beef program I Can Has Cheeseburger.
I'm kinda surprised there's not a standard meme response to this meme by now - it itself being an older meme.
It's never too late to make one
if someone named an agency LOSS
They won't. Many big retail organizations have departments to make sure this will not happen...
Tap for spoiler
Loss prevention
How about going back in time to make sure the Constitution is written with less room for interpretation? You could solve DOGE, Trump, and gun rights in one go.
Uh... maybe?
Trump and Elon don't actually care about the constitution, you know. They pretend that they do because it's patriotic, but it wouldn't stop them from doing anything they're doing.
Go back and never compromise with the south during our early years. No slavery loopholes no state rights senate bullshit. Partner with George to make a 3rd party. Make a clause that no actor can become president. Would solve 2 of the worst presidents....
This.
Do you really want a constitution written by a bunch of slave-owning, warmongering aristocrats to be more specific?