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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please take a screenshot next time

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

That's what really sells it. How low effort are we going to go?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

"For Windows only"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago

Canonical taking notes

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Now do it by displaying the video directly in the terminal (using colored blocks and the line delete feature like progress bars do) before it's executed.

Edit: Apparently, mpv can already be used for that, maybe you can use it as dependency :P

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

mpv written in c. C transpile to js using emscripten.

Can 100% use transpile mpv as dependency.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is it a rick roll? I hope it is a rick roll.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Read the username backwards :)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

VEDadnap? I don't get it.

Yes I'm being intentionally obtuse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The user in the screenshot not the OP

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Note the second sentence where I thought I made it clear I was joking.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I had to google "obtuse"

You're an angle over 90°

Me too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Actually it in this instance it mea..... Ahhhhhhh hahahaha! You got me good!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

...XcQ, I have to assume it is.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man, now I want to see a "cursed terminals" thing take off like the "cursed UI" stuff did.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

on windows all terminals are cursed

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago