unironically calls people wagies
Sounds pretty beta to me
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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Believes in the whole "alpha-beta" shtick.
So definitely a "beta".
True alphas like me know it's all bullshit.
Unironically ironically calls people beta
Fun fact: in nature, alphas are parents and betas are their children. Omegas are grannies.
So if you live in mum's basement, you're definitely a beta
As in wage slave or something?
Yes lol
WTF...
4mies are frequently known for being complete fucking idiots.
nah that's the right response. there's nothing to be said. you came in for a burger, they cant give you a burger, no need to waste more time than that
While that does seem efficient, there's no way I wouldn't be too curious to ask what in the living hell is going on that a McDonald's can't produce a burger.
Anon probably banned from this McD due to prior incidents
I went to a burger king and they didn't have any chicken patties, because of supply issues during covid. So I ordered something else.
So I ordered something else.
What? What does this even mean?! I’d have flown to the opposite side of the country to find a location that has what I want. Y’know, like a normal person.
Honestly I want to do this sometimes when someone pulls into my Burger King drive thru and asks if we have a cheeseburger meal.
Burger King.
Asking if we have a cheeseburger meal.
No sorry you'll have to go somewhere else.
“Sir, it’s called a Whopper with cheese. Unless you order it that way, I am legally not allowed to fulfill your order.”
Plot twist - OP was in an actual civilised country where "Yeah can I get a cheeseburger" is just rude as fuck 😂
"A dunno, can ye ya fud?"
There's a difference between rude and casual, chode.
Not where I'm from, chappy.
Behold the above - No greeting or recognition of the other person, no please, no thanks. Not "could you let me have" but "Can I get"
Yanks here wondering why people are rude to them when they go abroad lmao
Yanks here wondering why people are rude to them when they go abroad lmao
Non-yanks straight up inventing shit and calling it the norm because they’ve no other way to feel better about themselves is peak dumbfuckery lmao
Your head’s so far up your fucking arse that it’s coming back around for a third pass lmao
Lol “Could you let me have”. Why so verbose? Just use “May I have”.
Lol missed the important bit about recognising the server as a fellow human, then thanking them.
Yous are fucked
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Twats on about lack of civility from yanks.
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Decides the internet is an exception and feels justified twatting on about lack of civility.
Yous is fucked
No u
“It is a hallmark of our civilization that we have done away with civilization entirely.”
LOL.
LMAO, even.