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https://buddycarter.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=15398

Rep. Earl L. “Buddy” Carter (R-GA) released the following statement today after introducing a bill authorizing President Trump to acquire Greenland and renaming it Red, White, and Blueland:

“America is back and will soon be bigger than ever with the addition of Red, White, and Blueland. President Trump has correctly identified the purchase of what is now Greenland as a national security priority, and we will proudly welcome its people to join the freest nation to ever exist when our Negotiator-in-Chief inks this monumental deal.”

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I know this is all a distraction so they can do even more fucked up shit, but this is next level stupid. My nephew could come up with something better.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Fuck us all forever.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Orangeland.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Mmhmm, and while youre having fun with this stunt Trump is dismantling what little safety net you had left for personal gain. Its time to stop the outrage machine and either do something with your rage or accept your new circumstances

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Three weeks and he's run out of energy for his hissy fits, get ready for JD Vance to have to pedal all this shit

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