Thankfully, the dipshit, Buddy, is not related to former President Jimmy Carter.
this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2025
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Careful, his idiot followers are going to believe this 4200%
Those colors don't even make green you morons
"is to be given" is the wrong case to use, the bill is in committee. "Would be given" would be better to say.
This is what our elected representatives believe is important. This is what they are wasting our tax dollars on. Burn it all down.
To be fair, I'd be very happy if they were to waste all their time, money and effort on just renaming shit. I mean, go crazy, the sky is the limit, make up some ridiculous names for things.
At least then they wouldn't have time to actually do fucked-up shit.
In other news, Republicans vote to turn Congress into giant MAGA circle jerk.
I'm fairly certain this is real news and not a parody.
Edit: Yes it is: https://buddycarter.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=15398
I thought I was genuinely being tricked when reading this article. Thank you for providing a source.
Oh look it's the United States Congress version of shitposting.
A new British island?
They forget we had a red, white, and blue Brexit.
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I'm not saying this as a joke, but I recently saw the movie Greenland and I'm confident this is all happening because he watched it.
mild spoilers
Main character is a man from his demographic. A presidential message is what's supposed to save people. Greenland is where people go for safety. Main character cheated on his wife but it's ok because he saved his family.
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jesus
What is he doing or plotting that is so brutal as to create such a smokescreen?
Can we all just start chanting "Eggs" whenever he tries to talk from now on? I'd like that.