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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Yo like, there hundreds of people without a job already. Why did she want to have the unemployment offices flooded.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Really hoping a lot of those federal workers were active voters that were on the fence..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

You think votes are ever going to matter again?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The federal government is the largest employer in the US, and I believe I read, the largest employer of each individual state as well.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Agreed! Making sure I receive my Life-Saving Social Security Payment is a Job for Teenagers to get their Feet wet! REAL JOBS are the people yelling at me on the TV that I can EASILY survive without!

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