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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 minutes ago

If I was in this meeting, and had previously never leaked anything, I would want to leak this, because this is funny as hell

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 hours ago

It could be worse, imagine his personal digital life was sold to a shady consulting firm piloting a conservative populist political campaign

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 hours ago

If he ceased to exist, he'd stop leaking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

how can someone be that fucking ugly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Come on now! You have never seen ugly if you twist your panties in disgust from cuckerberg!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

JFC mark that shit NSFL

What a traumatizing face

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

His face still says "please love me, I have money," but at least he stopped doing that stupid Roman emperor haircut.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 hours ago

The onion is going to go out of business if real life headlines like this one keep coming out.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 hours ago

Maybe try not being a creepy little lizzard boi with a hard-on for privacy violation

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 hours ago

He said “we now have an opportunity to have a productive relationship with the United States government, and we’re going to take that.” He also addressed changes to the company’s diversity, equity, and inclusion policies, but largely mirrored what he has already said publicly on podcasts like Joe Rogan. More of what Zuckerberg said on internal strife at the company was reported by Business Insider, which also obtained a copy of the meeting.

He told us who he was while he attended university. Do we believe him yet?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago

Get some snuggies then you whiney man-baby.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago

The problem for the rest of us is, everything he says also stinks.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Surly he is smart enough to do some combinatorics to figure out who is leaking the meetings.

It's the classic riddle of u have 1000 bottles of wine 1 is poisoned and u have 10 prisoners to test the wine. U must test all the bottles in 4 days, however it takes 3 days for the poison to take effect.

hintWith 10 prisoners u can test up to 1024 bottles

[–] [email protected] 1 points 52 seconds ago

solutionNumber all bottles in binary, starting from 0000000000. Then the Nth prisoner drinks all wines where the Nth digit is "1". have each prisoner drinking the wines where a certain digit is "1".

So for example. If you had 8 bottles and 3 prisoners (exact same logic):

  • number your wines 000, 001, 010, 011, 100, 101, 110, 111
  • Prisoner 1 drinks wines 100, 101, 110, 111; if he dies the leftmost digit of the poisoned wine is 1, if he lives the poisoned wine starts with 0
  • Prisoner 2 drinks wines 010, 011, 110, 111; if he dies the mid digit is 1, else it's 0
  • Prisoner 3 drinks wines 001, 011, 101, 111; if he dies the right digit is 1, else it's 0

If nobody dies the poisoned wine is numbered 000. And if all die it's the 111.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Thanks for that little riddle, managed to solve it (with the hint) during my morning coffee.