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[–] [email protected] 29 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Of course they started with 6 bullets but the liberal and the fascist liked to pass the gun around and take pot shots at the marxist every so often so the marxist couldn't ever influence or overpower them. This is just the moment the liberal realized there were only two bullets left.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Throw the gun away and beat thw shit out of the fascist with the other two would be my choice. That hurts more than a gunshot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

beat thw shit out of the fascist with the other

You mean ask them for help, or use them as oversized clubs?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

If they wanna be oversized clubs im down for that but originally i meant ask fof help

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Is it a US liberal, or a "rest of the world" liberal (which typically means the opposite)?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

Fuck that shit answer. I'd shoot myself twice.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 day ago (6 children)

“Do you know why people don’t like liberals? Because they lose. If liberals are so fucking smart, how come they lose so god damn always?” - Will MacAvoy, Newsroom

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Great show, great first episode

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

the lib gives the gun to the fascist the fascist shoots the lib in the back of the head twice, the fasicst then gaslights the marxist into believing the lib committed self harm

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[–] [email protected] 124 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Reminds me of a joke on a Bright Eyes song.

"There's a Communist and an Anarchist in a car who's driving? The cop."

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