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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

They're a liberal. They give the gun but sell the bullets.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

So basically there are 2 fascists in the room.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

Scratch a liberal...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Fascist proceeds to press the trigger 3 times and get dissapointed they could not shoot the liberal as well. Another anarchist arrives then punches the fascist and takes his gun. The liberal concludes the anarchist to be the real fascist.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

Just crushingly depressingly accurate

[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Shoot the lock to escape the room, and save the other bullet for whoever locked you up in there.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, this isn't a movie, the bullet did nothing to the lock, and now you're bleeding from a ricochet sliver.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

But the rules say that I have to! And dont I want to show how much better than them I am at following the rules?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago

That's what I would do lmao. Fuck that guy

[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago

Same result, but the liberal asks Israel who should have the gun.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

it's a conceal carry, i do nothing with it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

How is that supposed to be a riddle?

The only actual threat in the room is the fascist. Anarchists aren't actually dangerous, they're just annoying, they never actually do anything they just talk a lot.

The Marxist won't kill you either. They'll just argue with you.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 hours ago

No it's to show the idiocy of liberals in siding with fascists time and time again.

The only thing missing is that after the fash shot the two leftists, that they would bash the libs head in with the handle.

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