this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2025
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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Does the soundproofness allow you to do stealth kills? Cuz otherwise, crowbar or not, you're probably gonna get overtaken by a room full of opponents, unless this is also happening in some sort of kung fu movie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Username checks out. 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Can I bring my own spade, instead?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The incompatibilitist consequentialist in me says no but the cathartic revenge hedonist in me says yes.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Just picture the scene in Zombieland where they destroy the store for fun. But all the shelves are neonazi fuckheads. 😃

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

I believe many people carry with them a deeply buried desire to hurt people, but their morals keep them from doing it to just anyone. But they yearn for a chance to do it without moral repercussions.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Redundant but acceptable

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