Ah yes. As Republican Jesus said, “Blessed are the bad investments. May they always find greater fools and multiply.”
this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2025
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It's understandable you forgot he's been too busy elsewhere to remind you.
The sentiment is appreciated, but this is fake. It's taken from when Intel's price tanked and they put out that Tweet.
The fact that any company tweeted this is hilarious enough; let alone one as big as intel
Yeah it was hilarious when Intel did it.
Number one rule of stock trading is to diversify your portfolio instead of investing in individual stocks such as Nvidia for this very reason. Looking at my investments, this deep seek event barely even registers. The total value of it all is just slightly below all-time-high.
Honestly, we have like 6 monopolies to choose from.
And a single open source program made every single stock tank in a day.
No sympathy for people not diversifying their stocks...
SMH
Did you know that "invidia" is one of the seven capital vices, also know as deadly sins?
This is true! Just chop off the "-dia" and you'll hear how it came to be "envy." Hence Nvidia's staring eye logo, and their green (with envy) color.
I tell you what, I have an NVIDIA card and when I installed Linux I sure was envious of folks with AMDs
lol I should buy puts
Long puts are probally good, but the price will be nuts after yesterday.