(a) Donated or sold to a facility for the purpose of future procedures to fertilize an embryo;
This means it's legal to pull out and fill a jar to donate to such a facility.
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So what is this? Some kind of anti masturbation law?
It took me less time to find out what this was about than to make this response.
Careful, stroking your ego like that puts you at risk of violating this law.
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I believe this makes it a woman's duty to take all erections up the right hole.
The target obscure British comedy group named after the pet snake of one of their WW2 generals wrote a song about this exact situation:
Makes sense. They're all a bunch of dicks.
This will only effect incel wet dreams
100% of men are murderers then