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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

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Zer ver zwei peanuts walking down der Straße. Von vas assaulted .... peanut.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

Girl goes to a store and asks: "do you sell pantyhoses?". The salesman replies: "why? Do you have half an ass?"

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