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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 hour ago

I've tried asking for help, but the person I find doesn't work in that department and the assigned person doesn't show up for like 30 minutes. It's faster to drive across town to the store that doesn't have my item behind glass.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Retail will migrate even more to online shopping where it can't be shoplifted

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 hours ago

I ran out to Walmart to grab my kid some cough medicine. It was locked behind the cabinet and since it was later than 6pm they couldn't unlock it and told me to come back tomorrow.

I will never go back to Walmart for medicine...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 hours ago

Honestly, the first thing i thought when hearing those measures was that it would only highlight how much more convenient online shopping is versus the store.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

No shit.

No better way to kill brick and mortar than to make people interact more just to be able to pay you money for something.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

Not brick and mortar but a couple of sports leagues I was involved in. "We shouldn't make it hard for people to give us money".

[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Exactly - you see the little lock thing on the display and you're like, aww shit I have to go find an employee, nevermind.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

My Walmart has a little button to summon an employee. The last time (as in, both the most recent time and the final time) I went there at night to try getting diaper rash cream for my baby I pressed the button, and waited.

And waited.

Pressed the button again.

And waited.

Sunk cost fallacy. I've already waited so long, what if as soon as I walk away to find an employee somebody shows up?

After 10 minutes I went to find an employee stocking the shelves and told them what I needed. Their answer was "yeah, we saw you buzzed but we don't know who has the key. If we find out we'll have them open it for you."

So I left .

I hate Walmart so much.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

Every single time I see it, I add it to my Amazon cart. It's not great.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"I don't want to bother them, they're busy"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

And understaffed

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Now do one about the overworked pharmacists

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I wish the pharmacy was still owned by the pharmacist

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I wish doctors' practices were still owned by doctors.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Can you imagine? That would be awesome. I could pay directly to the person providing me a service instead of dealing with all the middle men

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago

They have played us all for absolute fools

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

No shit. There was briefly an electronics store in the 90s where literally everything was priced low, but it was allllll locked up, either behind glass or held to the countertop with a security wire. I can't even remember the name of it. It was like grand opening, grand closing.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Well yeah… if you’ve got everything locked up you need to find one of the few staff left who is under far too much pressure to deal with customers.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 hours ago (13 children)

It's the fucking worst. Say I need a toothbrush, new mascara, and cough syrup. That's gonna be at least 10 minutes waiting for the one overworked staff member to unlock the case at each of them.

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