Some people in my high school began saying that someone in their class died in a motorcycle crash. I'll call the "dead" kid Nel.
So Nel has a motorcycle (here in Costa Rica there are some sort of scooter-like motorcycles that you can drive without needing a license as long as you are at least 13 years old)
So I enter the classroom these guys were at, and they tell me Nel is dead. I asked why, and their answer was "Because he tried to protect a beautiful girl from an incoming car and the car hit him".
I actually believed them for 15 mins until someone calls them out, and it turns out there was no crash. Nel just had a fever and didn't go to school for the day.
Hours later I realized their argument didn't make sense. If Nel had protected another person from an incoming car, it would still hit the 2 anyways.
At the end I was called a whiny removed because apparently I can't tolerate dark humor.