To the absolute shock of all the people praising Luigi as the ultimate solution: nothing has changed.
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You'd think UHC would strive to behave impeccably with all the publicity around them lately. But no: they're so shameless and so greedy they even behave rotten when everybody is busy dissecting their every moves. Amazing...
Why? “Line must go up”
If that were the case, they'd have off'd the CEO themselves. That's multi-millions that could go back to other higher-ups. Then we have a Highlander situation.
The CEO serves a very important role in that they get all the fallout for what the board probably wants, and then if there's enough bad publicity, they can fire the CEO and pretend that the CEO acted entirely out of their own volition.
I mean that's not to say they're not greedy bloodsuckers, but they're greedy bloodsuckers that the board needs. Because the board are even bigger greedy bloodsuckers and want to stay out of the news.
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Because doing otherwise wouldn't maximize profits. There's no actual competition in the market for consumers to choose. Nearly all Americans get insurance through their work, and have absolutely no say in what companies those options are from, and those options might only change at the end of the year if the company changes their insurance partner (which I'm sure takes months to negotiate). UHC has no reason to change unless they are forced to. Customer Satisfaction in the industry is abysmal because there's no incentive for the companies to actually be good.
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They had their underwriters run the numbers and they determined it's more profitable to continue business as usual and just invest in private security for executives.
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Of course they wouldn't try to behave well. Remember that the bosses in this organization are all incredibly selfish. They are rich, they want to get richer, and f*** everybody else. Although the company itself might benefit from a positive PR campaign, none of these people individually would, so they're not going to push for one.
It's a strange kind of honesty about bad behavior. Everyone is so selfish that they can't even pretend as an organization that they would like to do the right thing.
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Well shoot, what can be done to fix this?
Your second word.
Let’s take aim at this problem
CEOs will be blown away by the answer.
Whatever idea we come up with is worth a shot
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Round two?
Yeah, every story like this plants a seed in someone's mind to be the next Luigi. UHC executives are cultivating their own demise.
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Ai: "It is safe and profitable to deny this claim as she is unlikely to seek vengeance."
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How Many Times Do We Have to Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?
Brian Thompson didn't learn shit he's dead. And I doubt that Stephen J. Hemsley, the Executive Chairman of UnitedHealth Group and Brian Thompson's co-defendent in an insider trading lawsuit, likely didn't learn squat either but is currently still alive.
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They could put out a story like this every minute of every day and never run out. Burn it all down indeed
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Stephen Helmsley:
He was managing partner and chief financial officer at Arthur Andersen.
Super shocking that he was doing insider trading at UHC. They hired a known crook and paid him tens of millions a year.
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Dial L for Luigi
Huh, guess a few more CEOs need to catch some bullets before things change. Mario Brothers, you know what to do!
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Dr. Levi better be careful, United may try to claim he’s violating HIPAA by publishing these details (even though it’s legal).
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I bet the new United Healthcare CEO (or whomever is in currently in charge) is le pooping their pants right about now.
And cleaning it up with hundred dollar bills.
Fuck these rich assholes
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united healthcare looked at bob kelso and was like this guy is the hero of the series.
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Denial accomplished. Time to Defend and Depose. Fuck you United Healthcare! My heaven is witnessing your hell.