Every programming language has it's own weakness but we still learned it and pretend it will never happened to us.
Moral of the story : JUST LEARN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE THAT CAN MAKE YOU MORE MONEY NOT THE ONE YOU LIKE, BECAUSE YOU NEED MONEY
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of there was proof that chickens could contribute to the Ecmascript standard I would probably stop being vegan tbf
if cows could be on the C++ committee i would eat nothing but hamburgers
If a chicken could code, it would probably work like JavaScript. This is accurate.
When I had a flock, for example, sometimes one would flip over a bucket onto itself and then decide it must be night and go to sleep.
What if it was on purpose?
I wish I could go to sleep at any time of day with just a bucket.
Flying short distances and ability to expand your neck like 4x also looks cool.
if a chicken could code, it would use CHICKEN.
Oh this is actually a real thing I was rolling my eyes like "just show me the clicks and clucks in the code"
Like the cow one that's just a sequence of differently-capitalised moos.
Wait, do vegetables have good feelings or evil ones??
Even more evil, trust me, I lived with one once
I find the hardest part about eating vegetables is getting around the wheelchair.
Replace the bathtub with a cooking pot and you'll have your vegetables slide in just like that.
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Hol' up a minute
Javascript and not Coq?
There is also PHP
You Coqsucker.
I’ve been programming in typescript recently, and can I say. I fucking hate JavaScript and typescript. It’s such a pain so much odd behaviors.
I like custom types and them being able to follow custom interfaces; it makes for great type safety that almost no other language can guarantee!
What I'm saying is I'm learning Rust.
Exactly
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