this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 99 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dear FBI,

  1. Welcome to Lemmy.
  2. If you're looking for a list of suspects, you can start by investigating all of UHC's denied claims that resulted in a death. Shouldn't take you more than a decade or so.
[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago

Add to that all the doctors and office staff that have to deal with backbilling by them and you can add like another million suspects to the list.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fuck it, drop it anonymously.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Your attempt was ill-planned poorly-executed and just plain not nice, Ministry for the Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Or just photshop it to make it look like a screenshot of 4chan

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yo send it to me in a dm these memes are fueling me right now

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago

Nice try, FBI.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I keep writing comments like that and then having to erase them.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Tbh I just don't care. I'm honestly amazed i havent been comtacted or had my door kicked down yet. Of course ive been saying this type of thing is enevitable for years and everyone goes full virtue signalling and downvotes me... until it happens

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

I must not fed post

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I actually added a disclaimer in my bio on bluesky saying nothing i say is serious. I know that wont matter too much in court but it cant hurt right?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Brand yourself as entertainment and it is 100% legally defensable.

"No one of sound mind would take us seriously"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hope you have Fox News’ lawyers and their connection to shady corrupt judges.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

You mean fox entertainment

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's not a bad idea but I already have one and I don't want to change it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not saying the shooter was based but I am saying the system murders the fuck out of cancer patients daily so dear FBI friend friend reading this how is your deductible

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You know what I think? There is not really a meme but the meme about the meme is the meme

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's memes all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's memeception.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

The illumemenati controls all

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

""Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme" is a meme.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Off topic, but where does this picture originates from?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

If I strained that hard, it'd cause a fart.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks. Never read the history of this but I had always been curious. Turns out it’s just a “funny face” the guy can make. I was concerned this dude was having some kind of stress induced medical episode here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Just add 'in minecraft' to the meme, they'll never see through and just think you're weird.