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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe she's not that into nuggets.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Women these days... even a date to McDonalds doesn't impress 'em.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ayo das blue stacks??? I miss that fkn app😂 that's a huge downside of choosing Linux I guess...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

There are other similar apps that work on Linux.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

no wait please come back teach me your ways

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Idk what s going through the girls head, or Wlis for that matter, but this would be a win for me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

She'll be thinking about you in ten years when she's got three kids and both parents are working two jobs each to pay their rent.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's an incredibly cringey thing to do on a first date. Like he's a Tim Robinson character.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'd be more upset about the date being at McDonald's than him getting free food from an evil corporation

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