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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Explain how this works. I would like some nuggies.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

Can't show your best moves on the first date

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

That just shows you're a good provider.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I would marry you, if I where a girl

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

you don't have to be a woman to marry a man!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Knickers dropping.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe she's not that into nuggets.

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