Games

I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.

I hunger!

Technology is incredible!

~Random NPC in Pallet Town in Pokémon Red/Blue

Greetings traveler, there are new missions available at the New Haven bounty board!

"The end is near! TEN SECONDS NEAR!!"

"Mandatum?... Yay."

"Camundament?... Imenaso!"

• Age of Empires series.

"Breach in starboard fusion chamber."

"Green line confirmed."

"This is a cakewalk."

"Guidance failure, we're losing control."

• Homeworld series.

"Bring it, yo!"

• The World Ends With You.

"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."

"THIS HURTS YOU."

• Mass Effect 2.

"For the ~~sampler~~ Chancellor!"

"Watch out for those wrist rockets!"

"Just like shooting womp-rats, aye kid?"

"We have lost a command post! Take it back!!"

• Star Wars Battlefront II.

"Have you seen those warriors from Redguard? They got curved swords! Curved... Swords!"

• The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim.

"~~Friendship~~ Frameshift drive charging..."

• Elite Dangerous.

"DEVOUR!!!"

• Tales of Berseria.

THE NUMBERS, MASON

Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped... in a never-ending spiral of life and death. Is it a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle... and wonder if we'll have the chance to kill him.

Man...

Front...

Two hundred metres.

Six.

Is down.

Arma (or Flashpoint before it). Although it's gotten slightly better in that regard, I think. Haven't run it in quite some time. It's still probably the best there is for milsims though.

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

Path of Exile

Welcome back. I have some jobs for you

"Today smells like victory! I love pretending to smell. Sniff sniff!" Pathfinder, Apex.

You're here because you wanted to feel like something your not. A hero.

CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU’VE DESTROYED THE VILE RED FALCON AND SAVED THE UNIVERSE.

CONSIDER YOURSELF A HERO.

“An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.”

Death was in the air at Roscoe Street

"Filthy Rats!"

The voiceless effigy creates bodies in their waves but does not notice the shore. Is our melody not beautiful? - Satisfactory

Look, everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces."

".. what a shame. He was a good man.....Tongue click.. What a rotten way to die "

"This train doesn't belong to you. So why don't you turn around and face me, pumpkin?"

Pierce: "This train was commandeered legally under the---"

"Holy nutballs! What happened to your frickin' face?!"

"Oh yeah? How about this - lady? - I don't even know what to call you: you tell me why you look like you headbutted a belt sander, and I'll let all of you go right now."

-Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)

"When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boy-o"

Still sane exile?

• path of exile

"What can change the nature of a man?"

• Ravel, Planescape: Torment

"That was left-handed!"

"I've got a plan."