Lmao I got this card in cards for humanity the other nite
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Wololo - Age of Empires
I'm surprised this isn't one of the top comments. I don't even play or have interest RTS games, only ever watched friends play it as a kid and it's still stuck in my head to this day.
Hello… - undead wheezing style (WoW)
I don’t have time to play with myself - Duke Nukem
"You must gather your party before venturing forth." - Baldur's Gate 2
Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R
"For I am just an old man, plus me balls are saggy" - Borjoyzee, Giants: Citizen Kabuto
"I like sword, it's a personal weapon" Shadow Warrior
"My vision is augmented."
"If knowledge is power; then to be unknown, is to be unconquerable.
Intro movie when you select the Romulans in Star Trek: Birth of the Federation
Hier ist das Bier billig.
The beer is cheap here. Most landlords in the German version of Baldur's Gate 1 say this.
"Prostagma? Vulome" - Greek villager units in Age of Mythology
"My right arm is bigger than my left arm!" - Tryndamere from League of Legends
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Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it.
~ Cortana, Halo 2, 2004
This town is full of monsters, how can you sit there and eat pizza?
~ James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2, 2001
"If you wish to see the fate of democracies, look out the windows." -Fallout: New Vegas
"I am a meat automaton animated by neurotransmitters." -Cruelty Squad
"Deploying parachute. Deploying reserve parachute. Skipping parachute." -Satisfactory
The Thing. You come across a guy that's infected but still alive. Clearly on the verge of turning. He gives you vital information then says
"If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself."
And proceeds to blow his own brains out.
Boss move. Much respect.
Do you like hurting other people?
KILLING SPREE!
RAMPAGE!
DOUBLE KILL!
M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!
Edit: oh yeah and Duke at an arcade cabinet of his own game: "Don't have time to play with myself."
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Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
WOLOLO
"I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE"
Don’t look, now! I’m not going to stick my butt out or anything like that, though.
DO A BARREL ROLL!
A woman's place is in the garage, fixing cars!
Oh. It's you.
You will pay for this in time.
The fun part of “Oh. It’s you.” Is that it can be read in so many ways. It’s not a particularly good line on its own. But the way that it’s said in the voice of GLADOS is just a peak “I’m fucking done with this bitch” mood. Major props to that voice actress.
Ellen McLain is a legend
"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."
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Snake? Snake????
SSNAAAAAAAKEEEE
The punctuation you can hear.
Zug zug
Awe, more work?
“Join the army, they said.”
“See the world, they said.”
“I’d rather be sailing!”
"Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue." And so SO many others from Darkest Dungeon. "Commander" from the newer X-Com games ... tha dark, rapsy voice
Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds.
Time is money friend.
"Smother him in the crib..."
"7 minutes, 7 minutes is all the time I can spare to play with you"
"... There's a pimento taco, a pimentaco in the glovebox"
"Ride ze shoopuf?"
"The numbers mason, what do they mean?"
"Have some faith"
"Tank beats everything"
I still use Left 4 Dead’s “pills here!” any time I’m dealing with medication. It’s an involuntary reflex at this point.
Also not really a line but the intonation of Chadley calling out “Cloud!” when he starts a conversation is seared into my psyche. Kind of like a modern version Navi’s “hey!”
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"ROCK AND STONE!"
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!
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"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee..."
I can't believe this one from Skyrim wasn't in the thread yet.
You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.