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Serenity prayer (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 12 hours ago

[–] [email protected] 23 points 15 hours ago

"Best I can do is a horse that reports crimes"
- Bethesda

[–] [email protected] 15 points 15 hours ago

This is the correct negotiation strategy. Ask for more than what you want, throw in something ridiculous, and the "compromise" ends up being what you were going for in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

My Serenity prayer is begging the flying spaghetti monster to get in his time machine and uncancel Firefly.