this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

I will never admit how long it took for me to figure out

[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like there has been a communication breakdown. He can ramble on all he wants but he won't get a whole lotta love.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The levee finally broke, and the battle will ensue evermore

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So long good times, bad times are ready to rock and roll. These black dogs spin so much BS it left OP dazed and confused

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Something something immigrant song

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is almost as bad as when people thought Jamiroquai stormed the capitol

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (4 children)

Or when Corona beer sales plummeted because people thought it would give them coronavirus.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Yeesh! I forgot about that one; maybe because it made me think sad things about Americans. Learning this week that half of the population isn't literate enough to read a prescription bottle, well that's reignited sad thoughts and worries. #noChildKeptBehind

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

I’ll never forget when the CDC’s official coronavirus FAQ had “Can I contract coronavirus from eating Chinese food?”. That was a real eye opener to just how many dumbasses are out there.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

Suddenly trump being reelected isn't so surprising, eh?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Yes, really.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Are you sure about that? I thought coronavirus sales plummeted because people were worried it'd give them Corona beer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

~~virtual~~ insanity

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He kinda looks like Jay Kay, and their logo has similar horns:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago

Fuckin' Ico, always knew he was traitor!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wait he appointed someone else completely unqualified?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago

Has he appointed anyone not completely unqualified?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I’m pretty sure that’s all of his appointees

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Of course not! He appointed someone very qualified to give the worst to everyone